Dear Santa,

Thank you for the opportunity to provide tax advice for your operation. We’re pleased you have initiated this advice as the Australian Taxation Office (ATO) is looking closely at any business or individual that operates within Australia but has significant transactions or operations internationally. The fact that you run a global business that generates no profit but ‘gifts’ millions of toys each year produced by your offshore factory, have never lodged a tax return or paid tax in Australia, is likely to trigger an investigation.

We have identified a number of issues as a starting point for further discussions. These are:

Tax resident or non-resident?
We note that you have a secret Australian warehouse to aid distribution and Christmas Eve logistics across the region. The warehouse domiciled in Australia may mean that you have a permanent establishment in Australia which could mean you are taxed like an Australian entity on profits made from the warehouse.

Santa’s little helpers. Volunteers or underpaid employees?
A review should be completed of the employment status of the ‘Santa’s little helpers’ based in Australia to determine if they are contractors or employees. If the helpers are deemed to be employees, you may be liable for the superannuation guarantee for this year (9.5% from 1 July 2014) and all previous years. It may be hard to argue that they are truly independent given the level of corporate branding involved. If the helpers are indeed ‘volunteers’ we will need to consult an employment lawyer regarding potential slave labour issues and discrimination of a minority group.

Importing goods into Australia
Most goods imported into Australia with a value above $1,000 are subject to GST. With approximately 4,503,075 children in Australia on your list, averaging $40 per gift (depending on whether they have been naughty or nice), we estimate that you will be liable for GST in excess of $18,012,300. We need to discuss tax structuring urgently.

Reindeer – beasts of burden?
If you are subject to Australian tax laws, a number of deductions may be available to you. Your flying reindeer for example are likely to be considered beasts of burden and as such can be depreciated as plant.

There are currently no provisions within Australian tax law to allow the Commissioner the discretion to ignore your tax liabilities as a goodwill gesture. Please contact us urgently regarding these issues.